The Political Alphabet
A simple little dictionary with the hot topics in politics at the moment, so beginners can look slightly more informed. This could be an updated yearly thing, so enjoy it. If you can think of better ones, please post them in the comments!

A is for… Afghanistan
NATO forces are fighting insurgents in Afghanistan with casualties increasing; each week the Prime Minister announces a few more British troops who have lost their lives.
B is for… Brussels
The Government plans to introduce a “Sovereignty Bill” to require a referendum every time power is moved from Westminster to Brussels. They have broken away from their natural sister parties in the European Parliament to form their own group.
C is for… Cuts
Cuts dominated the election campaign and the Chancellor is pushing for up to 40% budget cuts in government departments, as well as public sector pay and jobs.
D is for… Deficit
The government claims to be dealing with the largest peacetime deficit (ignoring Afghanistan and Iraq) in history, forgetting the massive bailout required to stop economic collapse during the financial crisis.
E is for… Emergency Budget
A manifesto commitment, the Chancellor announced an “Emergency Budget” within 60 days of taking power. It announced cuts and tax hikes in an “80-20” ratio.
F is for… Fisking
A debate technique for internet nerds, whereby one article is ripped apart and argued with point by point, usually producing very long, boring and anal responses.
G is for… Gulf War
The Iraq war remains a controversy; the Conservatives forgot they voted in favour of it, Labour tries to distance itself from it and the Lib Dems can’t criticise it anymore because they’re now in government.
H is for… Harriet Harman
The Deputy Leader of the Labour Party who is now Acting Leader until the end of September, she took over when Gordon Brown suddenly resigned after the election.
I is for… Immigration
Always a subject of debate; from asylum seekers to polish plumbers.
J is for… Johannesburg
Where the World Cup took place.
K is for… Kremlin spies
Russian Spies from the Cold War were caught operating in a small house in the USA, 20 years after the Berlin Wall came down.
L is for… Labour Leadership
Following Gordon Brown’s resignation, the Labour party is now in the process of electing its new leader.
M is for… Milibands
David and Ed Miliband, two brothers, two former cabinet ministers and two leadership contenders.
N is for… NHS
The National Health Service is apparently to be ring fenced from damaging cuts.
O is for… Obama
The American President is under pressure to save the world, and then a massive oil disaster washes onto his shore.
P is for… Petraeus
The general who masterminded the “troop surge” in the Iraq War, he is now in command of the troops in Afghanistan, replacing General McChrystal who was fired for a series of unwelcome remarks.
Q is for… The Queen
This was the first election where it was thought that the Queen might need to intervene. She didn’t though.
R is for… Referendum
The Lib Dems wanted PR, then a referendum on PR, then AV. In the end, they got a referendum on AV. The conservatives plan to campaign for the “No” side and Labour should do likewise.
S is for… Smoking Ban
The Labour government had planned a review of the Smoking Ban five years after it was introduced. This will not happen under the new government.
T is for… Twitter
This was supposed to change the election. All it did was change the columns in the Guardian. A “social networking site” for political obsessives.
U is for… Underdog
During the election, Gordon Brown and the Labour Party tried to present themselves as the “underdog”. It worked for Rocky, after all.
V is for… VAT rise
One of the main features of the Emergency Budget was to raise Value Added Tax to 20%, after the previous government lowered it from 17.5% to 15%
W is for… Website
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X is for… X-factor
Simon Cowell, famous for manufacturing Pop Tarts through TV “talent” shows came out and supported, to everone’s surprise, the Conservative Party.
Y is for… Youtube
YouTube never really took off in politics, after the Tory Party launched “WebCameron” featuring the Conservative leader washing dishes.
Z is for… Zac Goldsmith
The Tory MP who ousted former Lib Dem London Mayoral candidate Susan Kramer, it was published in 2009 that he had “non-domiciled” tax status.



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